[paul turner]

"All that's necessary for evil to triumph is for good men to do nothing." - Benjamin Franklin

"No man who refuses to bear arms in defense of his nation can give a sound reason why he should be allowed to live in a free country." - T. Roosevelt

"The democracy will cease to exist when you take away from those who are willing to work and give to those who are not." - Thomas Jefferson



paul

[Tim2007]

Amen!

[paul turner]

lets slip this in here for s & g's





paul

[Asmith]

[nminus1]

"Those who beat their swords into plowshares will end up plowing for those who did not." -Benjamin Franklin

BTW they are re-making the movie Red Dawn again this year, yes a kind of goofy film but it shows why the USA will never be taken over by another country, because we are well armed. (Thanks Obama!)

[woodsman]

[paul turner]

JOKES TO OFFEND ALMOST EVERYONE






What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball?


Juan on Juan










What is a Yankee?




The same as a quickie, but a guy can do it alone.


What is the difference between a Harley and a Hoover ?




The position of the dirt bag



Why is divorce so expensive?




Because it's worth it.






What do you see when the Pillsbury Dough Boy bends over?





Doughnuts


Why is air a lot like sex?




Because it's no big deal unless you're not getting any.


What do you call a smart blonde?





A golden retriever.


What do attorneys use for birth control?





Their personalities.


What's the difference between a girlfriend and wife?




10 years and 45 lbs


What's the difference between a boyfriend and husband?




45 minutes


What's the fastest way to a man's heart?




Through his chest with a sharp knife


Why do men want to marry virgins?




They can't stand criticism.


Why is it so hard for women to find men that are sensitive, caring, and good-looking?




Because those men already have boyfriends.






What's the difference between a new husband and a new dog?




After a year, the dog is still excited to see you


Why do men chase women they have no intention of marrying?




The same urge that makes dogs chase cars they have no intention of driving.


Why don't bunnies make noise when they have sex?




Because they have cotton balls.


What's the difference between a porcupine and BMW?




A porcupine has the pricks on the outside.


What did the blonde say when she found out she was pregnant?




'Are you sure it's mine?'


Why does Mike Tyson cry during sex?




Mace will do that to you.


Why did OJ Simpson want to move to Missippi ?




Everyone has the same DNA.


Why do drivers' education classes in Redneck schools use the car only on Mondays, Wednesdays and Fridays?




Because on Tuesday and Thursday, the Sex Ed class uses it.


Where does an Irish family go on vacation?




A different bar.


Did you hear about the Chinese couple that had a



blonde baby?




They named him 'Sum Ting Wong'


What would you call it when an Italian has one arm shorter than the other?




A speech impediment


What's the difference between a southern zoo and a northern zoo?





A southern zoo has a description of the animal on the front of the cage along with... 'a recipe'.


How do you get a sweet 80-year-old lady to say the F word?




Get another sweet little 80-year-old lady to yell *BINGO*!

What's the difference between a northern fairytale and a southern fairytale?




A northern fairytale begins 'Once upon a time ..' -



A southern fairytale begins 'Y'all ain't gonna believe this s**t....








Thanks to kc

[paul turner]

In response to President Obama's complaint that FOX doesn't show enough Black and Hispanic people on their network, FOX has announced that they will now air " America 's Most Wanted" twice a week.

[instigator]

Old boys have their playthings as well as young ones; the difference is only in the price.

Benjamin Franklin

There is no kind of dishonesty into which otherwise good people more easily and frequently fall than that of defrauding the government.

Benjamin Franklin

Those who would give up essential liberty to purchase a little temporary safety deserve neither liberty nor safety.

Benjamin Franklin

Energy and persistence conquer all things.

Benjamin Franklin


Without a doubt one of if not the greatest thinker of all times!

Instigator

[instigator]

How about a few more...

I believe there are more instances of the abridgement of the freedom of the people by gradual and silent encroachments of those in power than by violent and sudden usurpations.

James Madison


I do not take a single newspaper, nor read one a month, and I feel myself infinitely the happier for it.

Thomas Jefferson


The will of the people is the only legitimate foundation of any government, and to protect its free expression should be our first object.

Thomas Jefferson


I have the consolation of having added nothing to my private fortune during my public service, and of retiring with hands clean as they are empty.

Thomas Jefferson


But a Constitution of Government once changed from Freedom, can never be restored. Liberty, once lost, is lost forever.

John Adams



In my many years I have come to a conclusion that one useless man is a shame, two is a law firm, and three or more is a congress.

John Adams


Our obligations to our country never cease but with our lives.

John Adams


These quotes speak for themselves!


Instigator

[paul turner]

Amazing how they could fore-see socialism and pre-warn us with these remarks.

Our shidt for brains in Washington can't even read and comprehend these.