how can I get my woman to quit smoking in the house?
  • bt
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    how can I get my woman to quit smoking in the house?

    by bt » Thu May 31, 2007 6:24 pm

    I love her....

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    paul turner
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    by paul turner » Thu May 31, 2007 7:12 pm

    DAMMIT ! :shock:

    I'm trying to eat DINNER here ! :roll:

    Knock this crap off ! PLEASE !


    paul


    p.s. i knew you were full of B.S.
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    Killaz
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    by Killaz » Thu May 31, 2007 7:32 pm

    I bet that moustache tickles.
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    by gj2slick » Thu May 31, 2007 7:53 pm

    Um...I think well....uh...maybe...geeze nevermind :shock:

    SLICK...
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    by tkrrox » Thu May 31, 2007 8:01 pm

    walk out to your car get in...and drive, don't stop-trust me the house isn't worth it :lol:
    ...i hit stuff...
    rocks,trees,cactus...i don't play favorites
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    by Asmith » Thu May 31, 2007 8:09 pm

    tkrrox wrote:walk out to your car get in...and drive, don't stop-trust me the house isn't worth it :lol:


    Better yet...wait til she heads out to the store for more donuts and cigarettes, hook up the single wide and make a run for it.
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    by tkrrox » Thu May 31, 2007 8:14 pm

    AS, i like the way you think :lol: , but it hard to move a mobile home when you had to sell the tires for whiskey and smokes (should've bought a razor also :roll: )
    ...i hit stuff...
    rocks,trees,cactus...i don't play favorites
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    JimDirt
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    by JimDirt » Thu May 31, 2007 8:47 pm

    Personally i would be a little more concerned about why she needs to shave !! rather than that little smoking habit!! :shock:

    I can only hope she doesn't stand when she has to pee !!!! [-o<
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    by randman1 » Thu May 31, 2007 8:48 pm

    Whiskey, smokes, and ever beer goggles can't save you from that nightmare!!! Run, run real fast! :lol: :lol:
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    Z
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    by Z » Thu May 31, 2007 8:50 pm

    Burn the house down! ;)
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    uniped
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    by uniped » Thu May 31, 2007 8:54 pm

    Not sure I need to know what a pee zee is. but well darn it can't ya love her for who she is, maybe you should start smok'n something too.
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    by Asmith » Thu May 31, 2007 8:57 pm

    uniped wrote:Not sure I need to know what a pee zee is. but well darn it can't ya love her for who she is, maybe you should start smok'n something too.
    Scott


    I thought that was what the Whiskey was for... :shock:
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    uniped
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    by uniped » Thu May 31, 2007 9:08 pm

    Good lord i have now seen all the benifits of manhood stripped away.

    Thank god its not made anotomically correct you might scare the h3!! out your date!

    Scott
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    JimDirt
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    by JimDirt » Thu May 31, 2007 9:08 pm

    Ya know !! it kinda looks like the Man Funnel for draining oil on a 450 !!


    Patent infringment???
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    by JimDirt » Thu May 31, 2007 9:18 pm

    Back to the topic at hand!!

    *Questions*
    Were her parents related BEFORE they were married???

    When her father goes to family reunions , does he proudly exclaim , "I would like u to meet my wife and my sister!!" ................. " here she is !!! "

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