Going Riding
Posted: Wed Apr 01, 2009 5:30 pm
Four married guys go riding. After a hour, the following
conversation took place:
First guy: "You have no idea what I had to do to be able to come
out riding this weekend. I had to promise my wife that I would paint every room in the house next weekend.
Second guy: "That is nothing, I had to promise my wife that I would build her a new deck for the pool."
Third guy: "Man, you both have it easy! I had to promise my wife that I would remodel the kitchen for her."
They continue to ride. When they realized that the fourth guy has not said a word, they asked him. "You haven't said anything about what you had to do to be able to come riding this weekend. What's the deal?"
Fourth guy: "I just set my alarm for 3:30 am. When it went off, I shut off my alarm, gave the wife a slap on her butt and said, "riding or sex?"and she said: "Wear your helmet."
conversation took place:
First guy: "You have no idea what I had to do to be able to come
out riding this weekend. I had to promise my wife that I would paint every room in the house next weekend.
Second guy: "That is nothing, I had to promise my wife that I would build her a new deck for the pool."
Third guy: "Man, you both have it easy! I had to promise my wife that I would remodel the kitchen for her."
They continue to ride. When they realized that the fourth guy has not said a word, they asked him. "You haven't said anything about what you had to do to be able to come riding this weekend. What's the deal?"
Fourth guy: "I just set my alarm for 3:30 am. When it went off, I shut off my alarm, gave the wife a slap on her butt and said, "riding or sex?"and she said: "Wear your helmet."
