And Then the Fight Started.............
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    RLPII
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    And Then the Fight Started.............

    by RLPII » Fri Oct 17, 2008 6:10 pm

    When I got home last night, my wife demanded that I take her someplace expensive....so, I took her to a gas station.....
    > And then the fight started....
    >
    >
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    > I tried to talk my wife into buying a case of Milller Light for $14.95. Instead, she bought a jar of cold cream for $7.95. I told her the beer would make her look better at night than the cold cream.
    > And that's when the fight started.
    >
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    >
    > After retiring, I went to the Social Security office to
    > apply for Social Security. The woman behind the counter asked me for my driver's license to verify my age. I looked in my pockets and realized I had left my
    > wallet at home. I told the woman that I was very sorry, but I would have to go home and come back later.
    > The woman said, 'Unbutton your shirt'. So I opened my shirt revealing my curly silver hair. She said, That
    > silver hair on your chest is proof enough for me' and
    > she processed my Social Security application.
    > When I got home, I excitedly told my wife about my
    > experience at the Social Security office. She said, 'You should have dropped your pants. You might have gotten disability, too'
    > And then the fight started.....
    >
    >
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    > My wife and I were sitting at a table at my high school
    > reunion, and I kept staring at a drunken lady swigging her drink as she sat alone at a nearby table.
    > My wife asked, "Do you know her?"
    > "Yes," I sighed, "She's my old girlfriend. I understand she took to drinking right after we split up those many years ago, and I hear she hasn't been sober since."
    > "My God!" says my wife, "Who would think a
    > person could go on celebrating that long?"
    > And then the fight started....
    >
    >
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    >
    > I rear-ended a car this morning. So, there we were
    > alongside the road and slowly the other driver got out of his car. You know how sometimes you just get soooo stressed and little things just seem funny?
    > Yeah, well I couldn't believe it.... he was a DWARF!!!
    > He stormed over to my car, looked up at me, and shouted, "I AM NOT HAPPY!!!"
    > So, I looked down at him and said, "Well, then which
    > one are you?"
    > And then the fight started.
    >
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    >
    >
    > I took my wife to a restaurant. The waiter, for some
    > reason, took my order first. "I'll have the strip steak, medium rare, please."
    > He said, "Aren't you worried about the mad cow?"
    > "Nah, she can order for herself."
    >
    > And that's how the fight started.....
    Bob
    ~The way I ride no need to worry about cholesterol~
    2005 CRF 450 X
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    by acjjkamp » Sat Oct 18, 2008 8:57 am

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