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BMX

Posted: Thu Jul 10, 2008 2:16 am
by marks crf
i bmx rarely and this kid that lives next door to me who is like 13 made this dirt jump and he said for me to come and jump it
i did and cleared it after the 3rd attempt and he like gets higher in the air because he pulls up before he leaves the lip of the jump and he started calling me . but i said i still can clear it in a faster time and he goes why i said bubba scrub he was like what the fu#$ i said its when you clear a jump but stay real low and he said but your still .
i said come and bring your shitty 125cc cheap chinese . thumpstar which he never rides to the motocross park, and i'll show you im 1000% better at motocross the bmx and he said uh my bike has no petrol
if he does come to the mx park i'll roost he till he cries when a rock hits him in the middle of the eyes :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

Re: BMX

Posted: Thu Jul 10, 2008 8:39 am
by Skoot22
marks crf wrote:I hardly ever bmx , and theres this kid that lives next door to me who is like 13 who made this dirt jump. He said for me to come and jump it, so i did and cleared it after the 3rd attempt. He gets higher in the air because he pulls up before he leaves the lip of the jump. Now he start's calling me weak. I said i can still clear it in a faster time, and he ask why. I said because bubba scrub, he was like what the heck. I said its when you clear a jump but stay real low. He said, but your still weak. I said come and bring your POS 125cc cheap Chinese Thumpstar, (which he never rides to the motocross park), and i'll show you im 1000% better at motocross than bmx. He said, uh my bike has no fuel.
If he does come to the mx park, i'll roost him till a rock hits him in the middle of the eyes and makes him cry. :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:


I think i got it fixed.

Anyone else wanna try?

Posted: Thu Jul 10, 2008 8:42 am
by bocephus450x
I'll try.....

I rarely ride a bicycle and my neighbor, who is 13 years old, made a jump and asked me to try it. Although I successfully cleared it after the 3rd attempt the 13 year old was able to do it higher becuase he had superior technique and pulled up at the lip of the jump. I was ridiculed for my lack of fortitude to do this technique. I explained to him my techique was better and would produce faster lap times if we were on motorcycles becuase I "Bubba Scrub". A term he was not familiar with. It means I keep the bike low becuase the time spent airborne is time spent not accelerating. He still continued to ridicule me. I could not tolerate this so I challanged him to bring his inferior motorcycle and his undeveloped skills to the local track so I could show him my much superior skills in motocross. He made an excuse of having no fuel. If he accepts my challenge I will make every attempt to inflict bodily harm to him becuase he hurt my feelings. He's a big poopy head.





I think that sums it up. ??????????

Posted: Thu Jul 10, 2008 8:46 am
by Skoot22
bocephus450x wrote:I'll try.....

I rarely ride a bicycle and my neighbor, who is 13 years old, made a jump and asked me to try it. Although I successfully cleared it after the 3rd attempt the 13 year old was able to do it higher becuase he had superior technique and pulled up at the lip of the jump. I was ridiculed for my lack of fortitude to do this technique. I explained to him my techique was better and would produce faster lap times if we were on motorcycles becuase I "Bubba Scrub". A term he was not familiar with. It means I keep the bike low becuase the time spent airborne is time spent not accelerating. He still continued to ridicule me. I could not tolerate this so I challanged him to bring his inferior motorcycle and his undeveloped skills to the local track so I could show him my much superior skills in motocross. He made an excuse of having no fuel. If he accepts my challenge I will make every attempt to inflict bodily harm to him becuase he hurt my feelings. He's a big poopy head.





I think that sums it up. ??????????


LMAO
LMAO
LMAO

Much better than mine.

You really are one of those journalist award winning people

Posted: Thu Jul 10, 2008 8:48 am
by bocephus450x
Its called a Pulitzer Prize Skoot

Posted: Thu Jul 10, 2008 9:12 am
by acjjkamp
It's because Bo has kids that are around that age, so he can understand the gibberish run on :lol:

Posted: Thu Jul 10, 2008 9:13 am
by bocephus450x
acjjkamp wrote:It's because Bo has kids that are around that age, so he can understand the gibberish run on :lol:

1) My oldest is only 10
2) If he spoke like that I'd kick his rear LOL

Posted: Thu Jul 10, 2008 5:46 pm
by Skoot22
bocephus450x wrote:Its called a Pulitzer Prize Skoot


Thats it. I couldn't think of it. I even tried to google it lol

Posted: Mon Sep 08, 2008 6:40 pm
by dirtbiker123
i bmx. what kinda bikes you guys got?

Posted: Mon Sep 08, 2008 9:57 pm
by marks crf
GT fly and my latest a GT pro mach one

Posted: Mon Sep 08, 2008 10:00 pm
by marks crf
i went to jump my neighbors newest jump and cleared it nice better than him because he stacked haha :lol: :lol: :lol: and cried u should have seen it :lol: :lol: haha
he's like 14yrs old

Posted: Mon Sep 08, 2008 10:53 pm
by Old Dude
dirtbiker123,
My son is going to Salt Lake City, Utah this week to race the DEW TOUR BMX SuperCross. He races the ABA 17-18 expert class on an Intense Podium. He races most of the western states Nationals. He also rides park and trails on a Solid that he had custom made to his specs.
O.D.

Posted: Tue Sep 09, 2008 3:59 am
by marks crf
hey old dude can u put some pic's of your son's bmx up as i want to do up mine with aftermarket hubs,spokes twinwall rims, new tyres, handle bars and coloured sprockets and stickers all this will cost me over $300 its a bit much but i do big jumps and usually the stock rims buckle :shock: :shock: and parts break

Posted: Tue Sep 09, 2008 2:32 pm
by Old Dude
Here ya go Mark enjoy,
He's all about function so not a lot of extra bling. His bikes are top of the line parts and meticulously maintained. He runs Profile hubs, Odessey 36 hole rims and forks, and Profile cranks on his dirt jumper. He runs Profile hubs and Odessey rims, Shimano DXR cranks and Supercross cromo forks on his race bike He runs Tangent stems on both. He gave up on S&M bars as inspite of their guarantee he kept bending them. He now runs Tangent bars as he gets a break on the cost.

The Solid dirt jumper
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Airing out at Weed Skate Park in (no joke) Weed, California (Mt Shasta in the background)
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Some hole in the wall town on the Columbia River Valley in Oregon with a nice skate park. The Mayors kid must be a skater and his brother a concrete contractor .... Jumping The Butt Hole

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The Butt Hole from the inside.. A full pipe or dare I say The Rectum.
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Bowl to Bowl jump...Rusch Park Citrus Heights , Ca
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Jumping a wall Gap... Weed, Ca
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"The Trails" Woodward West, Tehachappi, Ca. You'll find no Scrubbin' Bubbas here
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A BMXer's tools of the trade
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Proud of my boy? Yes I am!
O.D.

Posted: Tue Sep 09, 2008 2:50 pm
by Asmith
Old Dude wrote:Proud of my boy? Yes I am!
O.D.


And you've got every right to be!!!

Your boy Rocks!!!! :shock:

Does he moto too?