dlpmx wrote:cute. Here I bet a few of the readers can relate to these.
25 ways to tell you have grown up...
1- Your house plants are alive and you can not smoke any of them.
2- Having sex in a twin bed is out of the question.
3- You keep more food than beer in the fridge.
4- 6:00am is when you get up not when you go to bed.
5- You hear your favorite song in the elevator.
6- You watch the weather channel.
7- Your friends marry and divorce instead of 'hook up' and break up.
8- You go from 130 days of vacation time to 14.
9- Jeans and a sweater no longer qualify as 'dressed up'.
10- You're the one calling the police because those %&@# kids next door won't turn down the stereo.
11- Older relatives feel comfortable telling sex jokes around you.
12- You don't know what time Taco Bell closes anymore.
13- Your car insurance goes down and your car payments go up.
14- You feed your dog Science Diet instead of McDonald's left overs.
15- Sleeping on the couch makes your back hurt.
16- You take naps.
17- Dinner and movie is the whole date not just the beginning of one.
18- Eating a bucket of chicken wings at 3 am would severely upset, rather than settle, your stomach.
19- You go the drug store for ibuprofen and antacid, not condoms and pregnancy tests.
20- A $4.00 bottle of wine is no longer 'pretty good'.
21- You actually eat breakfast food at breakfast time.
22- ' I just can't drink the way I used to replaces 'I'm never drinking that much again'.
23- 90% of time you spend in front of the computer is for real work.
24- You drink at home to save money before going to the bar.
25- When you find out that a friend is pregnant you 'congratulate' them instead of saying 'Oh
BONUS:
26- You read this entire list looking desperately for one sign that doesn't apply to you and can't find one to save your sorry old rear
I hope i never grow up!
